Asenath and the Origin of Nappy Hair
Excerpt from Chapter 8: THE Argument
“Don’t ask ‘What is spaghetti,’ ask, ‘What is a Graduate Student?’ Here is the prophecy.”
“A Graduate Student will be a being who lives on spaghetti with ramen sauce, the kind with MSG.”
“Further, Graduate Students cannot be stopped.
“You can renovate their libraries from under them.
“You can spill coffee on their notebooks.
“You can demagnetize their disks.
“You can lay them low with mono.
“You can infest their apartments with locusts and their books with silverfish.
“A Graduate Student will be able to scrape under the collar of the peanut butter jar for the last bit of peanut butter.